A
- Available: Yes.
- Age: 17
- Annoyance: People stamping my art with a bigole "DRAGON" label. Even the things which are clearly not dragons. A rhinoceros directly adjacent to a dragon is also a dragon. Srs.
- Allergic: Nope.
- Animal: Aardvark. The King of animals.
- Actor: Jene Reno. He should be in everything.

B
- Beer: I'm not man enough D8
- Birthday/Birthyear: 05/12/1991
- Best Friends/fantastic people:
- Body Part on opposite sex: THA BOD.
- Best feeling in the world: An epiphany.
- Blind or Deaf: Deaf. Music is nice, but the fine arts are better o3o
- Best weather: Blistering hot, with a cool breeze.
- Been in Love: Nope.
- Been on stage?: Yep.
- Believe in yourself?: I am my own religion.
- Believe in life on other planets: Microbes? Sure.
- Believe in miracles: Lies.
- Believe in Magic: Lies.
- Believe in God: Lies.
- Believe in Satan: Lies.
- Believe in Santa: Sadly, I don't think I ever believed in him ;3;
- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: LIEEZ.
- Believe in Evolution: Truths!
(Above is courtesy of an Angry Athiest. )

C
- Car: There is a yellow land-rover that lives down the road. I wants it.
- Candy: Ferrero rochere. Nomnom.
- Color: Teal? oo
- Cried in school: Unfortunately >_>
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate.
- Chinese/Mexican: Mexican!
- Cake or pie: Cake.
- Countries to visit: Numerous equatorial places.

D
- Day or Night: Day I suppose.
- Dream vehicle: A jeep, painted army-green, preferably from the 1940's.
- Danced: When drunk.
- Dance in the rain?: When drunk.
- Dance in the middle of the street?: When drunk.
- Do the splits?: Neverrr.

E
- Eggs: Ew.
- Eyes: Hazel
- Everyone has: Chuck Norris.
- Ever failed a class?: Yep -__-

F
- First crush: Male friend of older sister. I blame you, Freud.
- Full name: Madison Teal Webb
- First thoughts waking up: Want more sleep.
- Food: EVERYTHING.

G
- Greatest Fear: Death by torture, spider, or dark, enclosed space.
- Giver or taker: I'm an equal opportunist.
- Goals: Specifically none.
- Gum: Is.. Okay.
- Get along with your parents?: Mostly.
- Good luck charms: Lieezz.

H
- Hair Color: Dark brown.
- Height: Urr. About 1.68m maybe?
- Happy: More than not.
- Holidays: More of them plz.
- How do you want to die: Epic, but painless.
- Health freak?: Not. At. All.
- Hate: Religion. I do not like it.

I

- Clothing Style: Within easy reach, doesn't smell too bad.
- Characteristics: Loud, skeptical, opinionated, hilarious, lazy, argumentative. <-- All these are positives.
- Ice Cream: Chocolate eclair.
- Instrument: I have failed at every instrument every devised.

J
- Jewelry: I want more bling than Mr. T
- Job: >> Let's say assistant.

K
- Kids: Roasted with a mild gravy.
- Kickboxing or karate: Kickboxing.
- Keep a journal?: Too forgetful.

L
- Longest Car Ride: 12 hours.
- Love: Not so much.
- Letter: M? o3o
- Laughed so hard you cried: Yep c8
- Love at first sight: Pffffffffft.

M
- Milk flavor: Lime?
- Movie: Urmahh. There are many I enjoy ._.
- Mooned anyone?: I Don't recall..
- Marriage: Eventually I suppose.
- Motion sickness?: Unfortunately x_x
- McD's or BK: Midnight Mish' to Maccas, ftw.

N
- Number of Siblings: 1
- Number of Piercings: 6
- Number: 23

O
- Overused Phrases: I dunno. I'm not trendy enough.
- One wish: I should say world peace, but instead I'll say TO BE GOD.
- One phobia: Claustrophobia.

P
- Place you'd like to live: Generic tropical island #16
- Pepsi/Coke: Neither >>

Q
- Quail: I owned one. It was eaten. Partially.
- Questionnaires: More amusing than they should be.

R
- Reason to cry: Understandable trauma and/or movies where dogs die in the end.
- Reality T.V.: NOOOO!
- Radio Station: Don't really listen to the radio. SO OBSOLETE. GOSH.
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: Fuck yeah.

S
- Song: Deja Voodoo; Beers.
- Shoe size: I dunno D8
- Sushi: Mmm. Asia.
- Skipped school: Yep. [/rebel]
- Slept outside: Probably.
- Seen a dead body?: Nope.
- Smoked?: Tobacco? EW. DISGUSTING. Oh, you mean otherwise? Then yes.
- Skinny dipped?: Yep.
- Shower daily?: -cough-
- Sing well?: I like to think so.
- In the shower?: If the mood strikes me.
- Swear?: Like a sailor.
- Stuffed Animals?: Giant moose.
- Single/Group dates: Single I suppose.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries.
- Scientists need to invent: More glowing puppies.

T
- Time for bed: Around 11-ish usually. I lieks to sleep.
- Thunderstorms: Are interesting.
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: Nope.

U
- Unpredictable: Not terribly.
- Under the influence?: Not right now, sadly.
- Understanding?: Nope. Take your baggage elsewhere.

V
- Vegetable you hate: Cauliflower.
- Vegetable you love: Potato.
- Vacation spot: Generic Pacific island #122

W
- Weakness: I am weak like an axolotl facing down a dump-truck.
- When you grow up: Rich and skinny. Yeah it's superficial, fuck you.
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Ella c8
- Who makes you laugh the most: Haley. She is a punk, and awesome.
- Worst feeling: Embarrassment.
- Wanted to be a model?: Not in particular.
- Where do we go when we die: Into a hole in the ground, mostly.
- Worst weather: Pissing down and cold as a rapist, but not cold enough to close school.
- Walk with a book on your head?: No. -ashamed-

X
- X-Rays: A few, here and there.

Y
-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: Land rover. I wants it.

Z
- Zoo animal: Okapi.
- Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.